Hi. I'm in California right now and where is Justin Bieber?! LMFAO.?

This is a serious question. I'm going to say it how it is. If you're a hater, you can answer. Just lemme know.. IF you know where JayBiebs is. I'm not talking about a concert, I'm talking about his location. I know have no chance of meeting him, but I just want to atleast know that I may have a "slight" (.0001%) chance. HA, THANKS.